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feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ
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garethbyrd:

the-shortest-sunflower:

evening, sir.

MOONSTACHE

I just had to reblog. because moonstache

This need a Moonacle.

This is how Batman signals for Alfred…

You just made my day
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officialwhitegirls:

dick so small i thought it got blasted by the wumbo belt image

(via willworkforgreencard)

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watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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