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i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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wall-to-wall-shezza:

I’m so happy this picture exists

buckythepumpkinking:

hawkbishop:

It has also been confirmed from the directors that the next movie will explore more about the convoluted relationship between Steve Rogers (Capt. America) and Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier); as well as addressing the identity issues of Bucky.

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i will die of dehydration in the theater when all the water leaves my body in the form of tears

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disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

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  • teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
  • me: winged eyeliner
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bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

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motiya:

See how chill and non competitive your life gets when you don’t judge other girls in how they dress, do their make up, or how many selfies they take. Take a nap by a window, glow up

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dannyaviclan:

*after I give someone a blowjob*

well that’s the end of this blowjob remember to rate the blowjob comment the blowjob and subscribe if you wanna have blowjobs similar to this one see ya

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