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"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

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protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”

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mallory ortberg and i are on the same level.


my aesthetic is alcoholic drinks that taste like they have no alcohol in

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Anonymous asked does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?


life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

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Pierpaolo Ferrari & Maurizio Cattelan.
Softness is not weakness.
It takes courage to stay delicate
in a world this cruel.
Beau Taplin || Shed your sharp edges. 
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Feminism is not about who opens the jar.

It is not about who pays for the date. It is not about who moves the couch. It is not about who kills the bugs. It is not about who cooks the dinner. It’s not even about who stays home with the kids, as long as the decision was made together, after thinking carefully about your situation and coming to an agreement that makes sense for your particular marriage and family.

It is about making sure that nobody ever has to do anything by “default” because of their gender. The stronger person should move the couch. The person who enjoys cooking more, has more time for it, and/or is better at it should do the cooking. Sometimes the stronger person is male, sometimes not. Sometimes the person who is best suited for cooking is female, sometimes not. You should do what works.

But it is also about letting people know that it is okay to change. If you’re a woman who wants to become stronger, that’s great. If you’re a man who wants to learn how to cook, that’s also great. You might start out with a relationship where the guy opens all the jars and the girl cooks all the meals, but you might find that you want to try something else. So try it.
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